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herochan:

DC Noir Series

Illustrations by Henrik Sahlstrom 

DeviantART ll Blog

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iamthegarebear:

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nidaleefanclub:

dipsetflag:

nidaleefanclub:

like i don’t understand why im single
im pretty
i have a job
i can order carry out
i can suck a mean dick
i drool and tear up during sex like the animes

can u dunk tho

omg ink delete this don’t attract your friends over here

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So…

caliphorniaqueen:

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afrikanfengshui:

This Dude on FB posted “If the last person I had sex with got pregnant, I’d be happy.” Three girls posted smiley faces all at once. Needless to say he took down the post and my entertainment for today has exceeded all expectations.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Haaaaa

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"I’m going to be awesome at wielding weapons, driving fast cars and generally being bad-ass. I’ll be hanging out with Terminators and whatnots, introducing them to flat whites and generally chilling," — Emilia Clarke on playing Sarah Conner

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kumagawa:

next level

theartofanimation:

Marie Thorhauge

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wooshwoosh:

SOFIA

tsunamiwavesurfing:

when you tell her you got money

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Pokémon Gameboy games

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nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

crow for prez

Though we aren’t the biggest source of crow facts online you can find more crow facts here on nowyoukno